This guy looks all innocent but he’s a giant assshooooole. I rescued River a few years back and let’s just say he’s been a bit of a pain in my butt ever since.
I’ll put this disclaimer – we love him dearly and he gets lots of love and attention. But…
He can only be inside if he’s being watched by someone because he prefers to spray his stinky pee all over my nice things. He’s an absolute bandit that’s perfected the Ninja door entrance down to a fine art.
Not to mention that he dips his filthy feline paws into MY coffee and MY food like he’s human or something. Then he just stares at me with a poker face like he’s all innocent! I swear one day…
Oh and did I mention that he has a favorite spot to take his craps? The same spot every time without fail; in the corner of the hallway outside the washroom. I mean who does that? He waits to sneak inside in order to unload his filth! I swear I am so over this guy.
And the kids could give a crap, they’ll happily walk past that shit for days!
The freaking things I do for this shithead is unbelievable. Why I do it is beyond me.
Do you have an animal that’s a complete asshole too? Let me know in the comments and we can console each other over a glass of wine.
PS. Before I even finished posting this he walked over and sprayed my paper shredder before I could stop him!!!
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